- Surgeon to scrub tech: Can you get me a 3-way stop cock?
- Scrub Tech to OR nurse: Dr. XXX wants a 3-way.
- OR nurse: With who?
TV series obsessions
Reader of books
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
ah yes summer time for shorts
*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
“The sun will rise and set regardless. What we choose to do with the light while it’s here is up to us. Journey wisely.”
Alexandra Elle (via quotethat)
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat